Jared

( Application for Moonless Night. )

I seriously hate school. What's the point of it? Homework sucks.

I should go see Kim, that's more fun.

Need a nap. And a bacon cheeseburger.

Kimmy how's that teddy bear treating you?

( Private to Kim. )

Quil, I'm so going to get you back man. You wait for it. And I'll have your $100 by Monday. And Leah's

My dad is gonna kick my ass.

( Private to Sam. )

So, I decided that Dog the Bounty Hunter is freaking nuts. I just watched a couple episodes of his show and he's crazy. And his wife is even scarier. I don't know how she hasn't busted out of her shirt yet. And bounty hunting in heels? How crazy is that?

I think I need a nap.

Also:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!

Hey, beautiful, I need to ask....a huge favor of you.

I need you to stay away from Forks period for a while. Like....I need you to not go anywhere near there until I tell you it's safe....no dumbass that'll scare her.

I need you to stick to the rez for a while. I don't want to scare you or anything, so you shouldn't worry. I just....if you could do that for me it'd really help? Just until I tell you it's okay to go into Forks or wherever....

Can you do that for me?

Today is my amazing, beautiful, stupendous, spectacular, beautiful, wonderful, adorable, cute, amazing, awesome, great, wonderful Kim's birthday. Everyone should tell her happy birthday and tell her how amazing she is!

Happy Birthday, Kimmy!

( Private to Kim )

So, I watched The Waterboy last night. And it has me calling everything the devil. Especially the bag of chips I just ate. They're definitely the devil because there isn't anymore of them. Right about now some of Emily's muffins...or anything she cooked, really..would be great. I'm a growing boy, I'm still hungry!

I told Kim. Man, I told Kim. Can't believe I sounded like such a dumbass.... Hopefully she doesn't think I'm constantly dumb. She wouldn't....she's too amazing for that....

OH YEAH! Congrats for joining the pageant, Leah. I'll totally be there to support you! Haha!

( [Private to Pack and Imprintees...minus Kim] )

I love the beach! I need to go there a lot more.